So my friends, Ariana is a jinx. While many of you are familiar with her track record, those who aren't should be aware that my companion has single handedly caused earthquakes, protests, typhoons, civil war, and the worst nuclear disaster in recent history. Today we can add yet another accomplishment to her resume: flooding. We left Bangkok yesterday in the hopes of enjoying a half week of biking down the Thailand coast. Our plan was to travel from beach town to beach town, taking in the morning scenary then enjoying afternoons on the water. Ariana just wouldn't have it though, and instead decided to not only bring thunderstorms to our immediate vicinity, but to every other Thai town we were planning on visiting. Moreover, one of the towns is no longer safe to travel in because of flooding.
*pause for applause*
Today, while waiting for the bus that would ultimately take us to an internaional airport and onto Kuala Lumpur, we made the best of our situation by hanging out at a local mall in Hua Hin. A day that was slated to be a pretty shitty ended up quite nice after enjoying some ice cream, browsing an asian toys'r'us, and partaking in the box office smash: SuckSeed. The movie was a treat as not only was it subbed, but it was one of the better romcoms that I've seen in a while (and god knows I love romcoms).
On a related note I'd just like to say that Thai girls have proven to be quite cute and because of which I'm officially opening a position for a Thai girlfriend. Feel free to forward potential resumes to: frankx0r@gmail.com , keeping in mind that special consideration will be given to girls with braces (don't judge me!). The Jewish girlfriend position is also still available, while the Baptist position is closed until further notice. Thank You.
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